Here, then, is a bag in which to keep thy fucks.
Be thankful that it is indeed empty.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, It's exactly what it looks like. One of our slide-on utility pouches with hand-burned detailing to give it just the right label for whatever you may decide to keep in there.
The pouch itself measures at five-and-a-half inches wide, by four inches tall, by one inch deep. the slip on the back of the pouch can accomodate any belt up to a two-and-a-half inch width.
Filled Bag of Fucks
We're not telling what's inside. And you may not want to know.